This experiment aims to simulate the actual operation of the Infinite Monkey Theorem through collaborative participation by human participants.
Jimmy's Adventure
Primary Language: English|Mode: Collaborative Article
When rookie dev Jimmy’s force-pushes “hotfix: make button blue,” the repo’s history vaporizes, CI deploys a hollow site, Slackbot orders pizza for the merge conflict, and even the office Roomba joins the rollback. Add one sentence to steer (or derail) this escalating circus of code, caffeine, and chaos—your turn to decide what breaks next.
Jimmy—whose entire onboarding notebook was just “clone repo, run npm i, crush it”—needed to tweak a CSS color and open a tiny pull-request before lunch. Eyes half on the Figma mock-up, half on the free doughnut table, Jimmy ran the trusty combo: git add -A && git commit -m "hotfix: make button blue" git push --force …completely forgetting that yesterday’s frantic merge-conflict session had deleted the team’s main branch protection rule. Within 45 seconds: - GitHub helpfully emailed all 137 collaborators: “You just rewrote public history—hope you meant that! 🥳”. - CI/CD fired a brand-new production deploy tagged hotfix-button-blue-but-with-history-gone, invalidating every previous build cache and gluing the site into maintenance mode. - Slack lit up with the bot message every dev dreads: “Heads up: detected 12,842 deleted commits; creating support ticket.” - And in the corner, the senior engineer’s coffee mug—emblazoned “git happens” started to shake in perfect sync with their left eyelid. Jimmy, seeing nothing but a green “✔ Pipeline Succeeded” badge, posted to the slack channel: “Hey folks, button’s blue now! Lmk if anything else looks weird. 😊”
Hamlet
Primary Language: English|Mode: Random Monkey
In this chaotic tribute to both Shakespeare and statistical improbability, participants do not choose their fate—they smash a button, and fate chooses them. Each glorious button smash assigns a random letter from the alphabet. With that single, possibly useless character, the participant contributes to recreating the legendary line: “To be, or not to be, that is the question.”
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